(PHI)LOSOPHY: Dear Customers,

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Please note that sometimes it is not us that is the problem, but you. You and your impotence to understand what we’re saying because you’re so ignorant. You start to throw a child-like tantrum because we do not carry, have, or maybe ran out of an item. I’m sorry that we cannot compensate for your…

One day. 
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